when you continue to follow someone out of obligation and actually just want to hit them
i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
(Source: oldmanhoho)
Sometimes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourselfThese feels
i wonder if cows get crushes on other cows
… those would all be females. Cows… are girls. Bulls are boys. GET YOUR HERD ANIMAL FACTS STRAIGHT.
why cant cows be transgender you pretentious cuntburger
don’t say burger in front of the fucking transgender cows what’s wrong with you
(Source: clubpenguln)
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me











